New Brand — 2026

We make the
t-shirts your
HR department
would approve.

Clothing for people who live the corporate life but think way funnier than their job title.

NEW Launching with 8 designs. No inventory. No compromise.
The Problem

You sit in meetings all day. You smile when you disagree. You send polite emails when you want to say something devastating. You've been professionally appropriate for so long you've forgotten what you'd actually say.

That changes when you get dressed.

The Line

First collection drops soon.

The All-Hands Tee
When the meeting could have been an email but somehow became a 90-minute TED talk.
The Performance Review
"Exceeds expectations in passive aggression." — Actual line from an actual review.
Per My Last Email
The most dangerous phrase in corporate America. Now a wardrobe staple.
The Offsite
You drove four hours for a trust fall. The t-shirt remembers.
Wear what the meeting
wouldn't let you say.
Coming soon — cubiclewit.com
Launching 2026 — subscribe to get first access